Drinks and Games

Coming soon is my online book "Dave's Guide to Party Madness" with over 300 drinks, 20 drinking games, tips on what makes a party memorable, and the different ways to smoke weed.  Not that I condone this sort of thing....

Drinking Games

We'll start off with the one I love best, a game called  I Never

All you need to play this game is a few people who aren't complete angels in life and a truthful manner.  This alone might be too much for some people to bring to the table, but, we'll assume you can get something like this together.

Sit in a circle and one person starts off the game by announcing "I've never..." and completes the phrase with something someone may or may not done.  Examples are:

I've never.... drank until I puked

I've never... had sex standing up

I've never... wore a silly hat

The possibilities are only limited by your imagination.  Now, the part where you drink comes in right now.  If you have done what the person is saying they've never done, you have to take a drink.  So in the above examples, if you have drank until you puked, had sex standing up, or wore a silly hat, you would have to drink.  After everyone is done drinking, the person to the left picks it up and does the exact same thing.  Continue around the circle of people until no one has any secrets left to bear.  Remember, you don't have to have never done what you're saying in order to say it.  It just means you're making yourself drink.  But you might want to see who else is into whips and ball peen hammers, eh?

Three Man

Ok, this game is pretty easy to learn and although I've seen lots of variations of it, I'll teach you the basic game and you can add whatever the hell you want once you learn the simple game.  Even though it's incredibly simple to learn, it is fun and you get drunk fast.  Especially if you are the three man.

You'll need some dice and some people with a lot of beer or other not so strong alcoholic beverage.  Someone starts it off by rolling the dice to determine who is the three man when the game begins.  If the person rolls a three or anything with a three showing (a 7 made up of a 3 and a 4) then they are the three man.  Give them a distinctive hat so everyone knows it's them.  If they don't roll a three, then play passes clockwise until someone rolls a three or anything with a three in it.  Once a three man is found, then you can start playing.

Start the game with the person after the three man (going in a clockwise direction).  That person rolls the dice and the roll can make someone drink.  Someone drinks if they roll the following numbers:

• 7 means the person to your left has to take a drink
• 11 means the person to your right
• 10 means a social drink, everyone take a swig
• 3 or any roll with a 3 in it makes the three man drink, unless the three man rolled the three-then they get to give the hat to anyone they want
• doubles means you give the dice to someone and they drink for as many seconds as are shown on the dice.  You get to count the seconds as fast or as slow as you like, but remember, payback is a bitch.  You can also split the dice up so you give a die to two people at once and they drink for as many seconds as is shown on their die.

That's it.  If you make someone drink with your roll, you get to roll again and will keep rolling as long as you make someone drink.  If your roll makes no one drink, then pass the dice clockwise.  If you get to roll three times in a row without having to pass the dice, you get to make a rule that all people playing the game must abide by or take a drink as penalty.  Common rules are:

• You can't say the words drink, drank, or drunk
• You can't say anyone's last name.
• Before you take a drink you must say the words "When I think about  you I touch myself"

Use your imagination on rules and try and think of something that lots of people will violate so you can make them drink.  You must obey your own rules.  

Continue play until you lose half the players due to intoxication.  This game gets you drunk fast and should only be played by the hardier drinkers.

Sixes

Very easy game to play, very hard to play it for a extended amount of time.  You'll need six glasses (the bigger they are, the harder you'll fall) and a die.

Take the six glasses and arrange them in a line.  Then fill about half way every other glass so you have three empty and three full.  Then a brave soul starts the game by rolling the die. Count from the left the number you just rolled.  If you find that glass has beer (or whatever) in it, you drink it.  If you find it empty, you fill it as much as you want.  If you had to drink, you must roll again, and continue to roll until you get to an empty glass.  If you drink the last drink in the row (you make every glass empty) you get to make a rule (See above for making rules).  Very simple rules.  Very hard to stand up from.

Drinks & Personalities

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail
a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed
separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (not including white zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years

Drink: White Zin
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,
actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...

Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...
and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

If she likes salt on the rim of her Margarita, she swallows!

Do you have a great drinking game?  Kick ass drink?  Email me at:  [email protected].  If it's really that neat, I'll put it up for all to see and give you full credit of course.....

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